What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.