What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "