What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.