Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.