Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.