They are both santa clauses.
He was knotty.
He felt his presents.
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Because of the Santa Clause
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)