They are both santa clauses.
Cancer
A snowfake.
He began to feel Merry.
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)
He had no leg to stand on.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!