Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment