What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.