Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom