Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.