What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !