What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!