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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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Fo' Drizzle!

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Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Where my dogs at?

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Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

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