Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.