Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!