Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot