Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!