You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...
She probably gets royalties
Namaste.
I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
