Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .