Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas