Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds