Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!