Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.