What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets