What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...