How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

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Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats