How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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All of them.

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Arkansas

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats