What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive