Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich