Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.