Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...