How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti?

Howl do you do

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.