How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much