How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !