Gabe Newell Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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