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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

36 Jokes More 36 Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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