Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish