Kanye West Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Kanye Jokes More Kanye Jokes

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.