Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."