When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing