When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.