What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.