How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

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Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.