How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.