Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.