Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.