What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.