What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.