What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.