Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.