Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.