Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.