Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Brazilians!
Gronkowski
Don't they want to get better
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
Student: "By staying home"
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Survivor guilt.
A Pte-redact-yl
Looks like we got a tail.
