Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
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For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
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I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
He got turnip
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
Snowed-in
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
His son with the xbox.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
One.
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
There was a traffic jam.
A croaksman !
because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)