Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.