Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant