What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana