What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator