What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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I don't know but they cantaloupe.