Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.