Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.