Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.