A: It matches their mustaches.
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Mint conditioner.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
So they can look like their mothers.
When her mustache is on fire!
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
A: After a dye job.
