Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.