Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.