Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Violent revolutions never change anything.

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.