How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!