What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea