What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.