What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!