What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.