Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off: