Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off: