Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects