What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.