What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee