What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8