What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

V Jokes More V Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.