How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.