How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!