How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.